So I was with EmmaLee. Emma. Lee.
Yes.
Anyway.
I was making myself mac n cheese. Because.. Well... I love mac n cheese. But that's beside the point.
But, just sayin, I love mac n cheese.
So I was sitting there all curled up on the stool, when I looked down at my left foot, counted my five toes, and screamed, "WHERE DID MY OTHER TOE GO?! I DON'T HAVE FIVE ANYMORE!!"
I don't know why I thought I was missing a toe. And I don't know why I thought it would have just hopped off and ran away. But that's what I thought.
Because I'm crazy.
IN OTHER NEWS
Elder Dennie is reading my blog. Hopefully he reads this one too because...
ELDER DENNIE WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
... Please?
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