I hate showers.

I hate taking showers. And I HATE taking baths. If I just wanna sit in my own filth I would go crap myself. I mean, really people. Your're sitting in all the dirty you wanna get off. I don't get it. I just don't get it. Aaaaanyways. They're both just a waste (waist?) of time. Seriously, we all know we smell bad. It's a human thing. Duh. I don't get how things our bodies do can be inappropriate. Like passing gas, burping, stomach growling, things like that. Why do they have to be embarrassing? Really, we all do it. And we all know that all of us do it. So why hide our human selves? LET IT ALL OUT BABY. But remember some things are meant for the toilet. Does anyone else hate showers?