BUTT

I'm gonna write about Butts today.


Butts are weird.

I mean, seriously. I don't get how people find them the least bit attractive. Like, POOP LITERALLY COMES OUT OF THAT THING.

And another thing. Why are there so many different names for a butt?
Butt.
Bum.
A$$.
Buttocks.
Rear End.
Booty.
Behind.
Buns.

What's up with that?

Shake dat Booty?