Jake Part I

I met someone named Jake. He's cleaning his ears right now.
I walked up to Jake one day and said "I need to make an appointment with the Bishop." (because he's who you talk to to do that sort of thing) and he said "Of course you do.." I then said "What's that supposed to mean?!" "Well," he said "that's the only reason people come up to me." THAT made me feel sad. So I then said "Well my friend, I also came over here to ask you on a date!"
Now, here are the rules:: The girl asks, then the girl buys and plans and does everything.
SO THERE I WAS, going crazy cause I couldn't think of anything to do...

To be Continued...