No One Will Go Get My Glasses

You know those days where everything goes wrong?

Maybe you don't. Maybe I'm just crazy. What if MY feeling of happiness is YOUR feeling of sadness? What if I'm trying to make everyone my kind of happy, because I love it.. But other people are trying to make me feel like their kind of happy. But what if my kind is better? Or what if their kind is better? What if my purple is your red? How do we know that we feel and see the same things? We don't. We don't know. I don't know.

That got weird...

Back on the topic of bad things happening, I need my glasses. But you see, my legs refuse to work. They refuse to be my friends today.

And my friends won't go get them for me. They call me lazy.

But you see, I'm not lazy.. My friends just don't understand that me and my legs are in a fight.

So here I am. Watching 500 Days of Summer for the first time, and not being able to see it because my stupid legs and my lazy friends.

I know what you're thinking.

'No Sierra, you're the lazy one. You fool.'

But NO. I'm not the one that's lazy!

MY LEGS REFUSE.

Also, I was thinking about facial hair. Wouldn't it be crazy if I had some? I'd probably grow a goatee, and play with it all the time. But I'd shave it in the summer, because it would be much too hot and hairy.

Also, what if we just switched roles. Wait.. Me and you, or men and women? Well. Let's just discuss that.

Me and you. For starters, you would be freaking awesome. You'd paint a lot, you'd be going to Lake Powell in two days, it would have been your birthday yesterday, and also, did I mention you'd me awesome?

And what would I be like? Probably awesome as well. Just not as awesome.

PAUSE. MUSICAL NUMBER.

Haha that was awesome. Hashtag 500 Days of Summer.

And what if males and females all switched roles? That would be cray. And also, awesome. Sometimes, I feel like girls get the shaft of things. We have to make the babies. And there are always jokes about us, mean ones.

And also, I think I'm a feminist.

I would very much appreciate some Flan. Or Tres Leches Cake.

Today is just a bad day for legs, glasses, girls, and Flan everywhere.