Here is a list of things that you need to know, if you are going to date me.

1. If you're not sure if I'm joking, it's safe to assume that I am. Almost everything that comes out of my mouth is a movie quote, or a joke.

2. I'm really not trying to be as awkward as I am. I don't think I'm awkward. I really don't. I think people make things awkward, not situations. And I, just, don't make things awkward for myself.

3. If you have "normal" or "cool" friends? I don't want to hang out with them. Please don't make me. They scare me.

4. I'd much rather watch Netflix for like, I don't know, the whole weekend, then go to a party. Unless it's a house dance party. Then I'll go.

5. Yeah, I can be the life of the party, but if I don't feel the vibe of the crowd cause they're cray, I'm out. I can't fake that crap.

6. I will randomly break out into dance. My range is from a punk kid at a school dance, to this:

(I'll just give you a second to let that soak in...)

7. I'll make weird faces for no reason. No reason at all.

8.  I talk to everyone like I know them. I will act like they are my best friend, and make up a name and a whole back story. But they will just be some random stranger I just saw .65 seconds before you did.

9. I can listen to you for hours. I love listening to other peoples' problems, because it makes me feel not alone.

10. I'm really not as cool as I will look sometimes. Just wait for me to start talking.

11. I'm not afraid.

12. I also never get embarrassed. So if you do and feel that way, you gotta let me know.

I have no friends here.

Someone call me.

Please.

I would like one of these Please.

So sometimes, I wish I had was a man so I could grow out my hair and have a man bun. Because HOLY HECK THEY ARE SO FREAKING HOT. SOMEONE GET ME A MAN WITH A BUN.

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Like a Broken Vessel

It's God who is in charge, let him take over.
Don't try and take the wheel, don't try and steer.

Words of Wisdom from Dwight Schrute. You're welcome.

I just haven't had much to say.

I know I haven't blogged a lot. I miss it too. But I just have nothing to blog about. I've been a little down.
But here is an update on my life.

I moved back home. Did I mention that? Well, I did. I moved home and am sharing a room with my sister. Which, it's fun, but I really wish I had my own room. Really, really wish I had my own room.
I moved home, and had an interview, and got a job at Vivint. I start a week from tomorrow. I'm a processing representative.
My boyfriend is leaving on a mission in 23 days, and that's pretty much super depressing. But we're having an awesome Valentine's day before Valentine's day (because he leaves on February 11th [which is before Valentine's day]) date, and it's gonna be awesome. I'm getting him some awesome stuff, but hopefully they come in time.

And basically, that's pretty much it.


Oh, and Friends is on Netflix now. So that's what I've been doing everyday all day.

I haven't been doing a great job of this whole social networking thing. Sorry 'bout that.