Sunday, September 28, 2014

Math cause Heart Attacks

Sometimes, I get really confused. Because listen...

Why do we need math? Like, I see why we need the basic stuff.
But why do we need the rest? The answer is this.
We learn hard math, so we can teach our kids hard math. And why? The answer is this.
We teach our kids hard math so they can teach their kids hard math. And why? The answer is this.

I INTERRUPT YOUR PLANNED PROGRAM TO BRING YOU BREAKING NEWS::


Okay so my jaw has been hurting for, like, two weeks now. And so I googled what was wrong with me, like any normal person would, and THIS CAME UP. OH MY GOSH I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
FREAK.

So math.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I see how useful math can be. To people who actually need to use it.

So let the mathematician go divide and multiply to their hearts content! I'm not saying we should stop math. I mean, ask me about science and we'll have a completely different conversation. But listen, I don't think we should have to take math after a certain level. Certain level being jr. high algebra and geometry. And I know that we don't have to take math after the first few years of college, or even none of that crap because we placed out of it, but that's just too much math for me.

... Then I found five dollars.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Bae

For those of you who read my blog regularly (Hi Mom!!), you know that I'm pretty weird. And that my views on having a boyfriend are pretty up and down. Same with my views on me getting married. One second I think it's adorable, and the next, I think it is gross-er (is that a word.. Is now!) than a squished poopy diaper.. At the beach..

Ew.

But something happened a few nights ago... I'm sure you could guess... But I'm going to tell you anyway...

I GOT A BOYFRIEND. AH.

So... THAT happened.

His name is Brennan. And, he's pretty cute.

See? (Picture taken of a picture I took on my phone...)

Basically he's super cute and that's all. Also, he just so happens to think that I'm awesome, and I him.
So that's a thing.

Brennan came up to Logan to visit me this last week. And, oh my freak, it was so much fun!
You see, he's from Bountiful. And he came all the way here to visit me! It was pretty much adorable. But that's beside the point.

The point is.. Well.. I don't know what the point is... This is my blog, and I get to write about what I want. So ha!


Also, he drew me and a dinosaur.. I'll show you that one later. Spoiler alert:: It's awesome.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Weight Loss

Lately, I've been feeling fat.
WAIT! Here's something...

--Now, anyone who knows me well knows that I don't like people who fish for compliments. I don't like skinny people who say they're fat just so people will tell them they're skinny, and I don't like gorgeous people who say they're ugly just so people will tell them they're gorgeous.--

And now, I will continue.

So, as I was saying, I've been feeling fat. Now, I'm not saying this to get you to go "Oooooohhhh Sierra you're not fat your awesome and skinny-minnie and gorgeous!!!"
Cause I know that is what some of your instincts will tell you to do. Because that is what we've been trained to do.

But stop.

I don't want you to say that. I just want to get my feelings out.

So, as I was saying, I FEEL FAT. And I know I've been gaining weight lately, so I've been looking into stuff I can do to loose that crap.

My first idea was to poop. Which I did. I lost a whole pound!

After a few ideas that I brushed off, like working out and eating healthier, I came to the conclusion of "I still have no idea what to do."

If any of you have an idea, that would be great. I'm currently looking into a thing called my-ez-somethingorother. It looks like, from all of the reviews I've read, that it works. But the thing is, it is like... $500, and I'm a poor college student and that could pay for, like, half a textbook. So I don't know what to do yet.

Bah.

For now, here is a video of something cute.

Have a Nice day.

Pet Peeves

NO DO NOT SING ALONG TO MY MUSIC. I WILL KILL YOU.

Really though.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

I hate how everything starts with "I" now.
I feel sad.
I am hungry.
I want to.
I am thinking about.
I love.
I think that.

I do it. See? Just there. Did it. Boom.

But we are a selfish people. And sometimes, that's not such a bad thing.

Occasionally, you need to take care of yourself. You can't lift someone up if you're below them. You can't keep giving if you never receive, or you'll run out!

Just sayin'.